The Book Nobody Asked For
Kamala Harris is back, not because America begged for more word salads, but because she’s on a pity-tour peddling her new memoir 107 Days. She calls it “historic” — which is true only if you count setting a record for how fast voters tuned out. Nobody bought the campaign, nobody’s buying the book, but here she is pretending she’s the underdog hero of a story she didn’t even finish.
Fact-check: Harris spins her campaign as “transformative,” yet polling never cracked 45% approval during the race.
Media Lapdogs Roll Out the Red Carpet
Naturally, the corporate media is rolling out the velvet ropes for her like she just came back from winning gold at the Olympics instead of losing an election in a landslide. The View ladies practically fanned her with palm leaves while Rachel Maddow nodded so hard you’d think her neck was on a swivel. Every softball question let Kamala ramble incoherently without a single tough follow-up.
Fact-check: When Harris claimed voters “saw through the lies,” exit polls showed her campaign failed to capture independents by a 20-point margin.
Blame, Deflect, Repeat
Here’s the Kamala Harris masterclass: blame everyone but yourself. She blamed Biden for dragging her down, Trump for being “dangerous,” and the system for being unfair — basically, the only person who wasn’t at fault was Kamala Harris. It’s like watching a bad student blame the teacher, the test, the pencil, and the weather for flunking. Sorry, Kamala, the American people just weren’t that into you.
Fact-check: Harris says she was “reckless” for not pushing Biden harder — yet in July 2024, she publicly declared Biden was the “most capable leader.” Which is it, Kamala?
The “Closest Election” Lie
Kamala actually looked into the camera and claimed the 2024 election was the “closest presidential election in the 21st century.” That’s a bald-faced lie. Bush v. Gore in 2000 was decided by 537 votes in Florida. In 2024, Trump’s margin over Harris was over 1.8 million votes in key swing states. Kamala’s math is so bad, she should be banned from ever mentioning numbers again.
Fact-check: Harris insists her race was “razor thin” — yet Trump won with 304 electoral votes, a margin larger than Biden’s in 2020.
Even the Left Isn’t Buying It
You know the comeback tour is flopping when Stephen A. Smith — yes, the ESPN guy — torches your political career on live TV. If even the entertainment world thinks your career is over, maybe it’s time to stop pretending you’re the second coming of FDR and accept you’re more like the sequel to Caddyshack: nobody wanted it, nobody asked for it, and it bombed anyway.
Fact-check: Smith notes Harris “never connected with voters.” He’s right: in post-election polling, 62% of Democrats said they didn’t want her to run again.
The Real Verdict
This isn’t a comeback, it’s a zombie tour. Kamala Harris is dragging herself from studio to studio trying to reanimate a career America buried last November. Every interview is a rerun, every line is recycled, and every excuse is older than her laugh track. The media can try to prop her up all they want, but voters aren’t buying it. Her legacy is a trail of incoherence, excuses, and one epic electoral defeat — and not even a memoir or a Maddow hug can fix that.
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