BREAKING: Fauci, Milley, J6 Crew – All Pardoned!
Well, folks, here we are. Just hours before packing up and heading out, President Biden pulls one last trick from his sleeve—handing out pardons like they were candy at a...
FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3: A Long-Awaited Victory for Public Health
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a long-overdue ban on Red Dye No. 3, a synthetic color additive used in a wide range of food and drug products....
Trump’s Return: The Insane White House Transition You Didn’t Know About
Get ready, folks—it’s happening! President Donald J. Trump is making his triumphant return to the White House, and while the media is busy losing their minds, the real action is...
50 Years of Friendship Gone: Jill Biden Blasts Pelosi’s Betrayal
Well, folks, the Biden-Pelosi drama is spicier than a Netflix political thriller. Jill Biden, the once-dedicated First Lady and self-proclaimed champion of her husband’s presidency, is furious—and not just at...
WATCH! Joe’s MSNBC Trainwreck Interview: A Masterclass in Mumbles
Oh, folks, it happened again. Joe Biden, our Commander-in-Gaffe, graced MSNBC with his presence for what can only be described as a verbal demolition derby. If you missed it, don’t...
Scott Bessent Turns Bernie Sanders into Toast—and the Dems Get Torched Across the Board
Folks, the Senate Finance Committee hearings weren’t just political theater—they were a roast. And the Democrats? They were the ones getting grilled. Scott Bessent, Trump’s nominee for Treasury Secretary, led...
Watch! Pam Bondi’s Epic Smackdown of Bug-Eyed Adam Schiff!
Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn and settle in for the political theater of the year! If you thought Adam “Bug-Eyes” Schiff couldn’t get any more ridiculous, he outdid himself...
Joyless Behar Slams Carrie Underwood for Daring to Celebrate America
If there were a gold medal for Trump Derangement Syndrome, Joy Behar would be on the podium every time. This week, she outdid herself, using her platform on The View...
Meta Flushes Tampons From Men’s Rooms!
In the grand tradition of Silicon Valley’s relentless march toward lunacy, Meta has decided to rein it in, ditching tampons in men’s restrooms and pulling the “string” on their woke...
Horrible Tragedy: Former Child Star Dies in California’s Wildfires
The heartbreaking death of Rory Callum Sykes, a former child actor and motivational speaker, is a devastating reminder of the cost of inept leadership and misplaced priorities. Rory’s life was...