“Darth Trump” Destroys Luke Skywalker – Without a Lightsaber!
Mark Hamill, once known for playing the whiny farm boy from Star Wars, has once again shown the world just how deep into the woke abyss he’s fallen. With Donald...
Far-Left Bishop Turns Prayer Service into Anti-Trump Rant!
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached a new level of absurdity. Just when you thought the left couldn’t get any more shameless, they send in their top-tier activist disguised as a...
Goodbye DEI! Trump Ends All Federal DEI Programs
Well, folks, it’s finally happening. President Trump, in his glorious return to the Oval Office, has wasted no time in making good on one of his biggest campaign promises: the...
Packing in Silence: Biden White House Feels Like a Morgue – Here’s Why
The Biden White House is wrapping up, and folks, the mood inside is anything but celebratory. In fact, the place is so quiet and lifeless, it’s being compared to a...
BREAKING: Fauci, Milley, J6 Crew – All Pardoned!
Well, folks, here we are. Just hours before packing up and heading out, President Biden pulls one last trick from his sleeve—handing out pardons like they were candy at a...
FDA Bans Red Dye No. 3: A Long-Awaited Victory for Public Health
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has announced a long-overdue ban on Red Dye No. 3, a synthetic color additive used in a wide range of food and drug products....
Trump’s Return: The Insane White House Transition You Didn’t Know About
Get ready, folks—it’s happening! President Donald J. Trump is making his triumphant return to the White House, and while the media is busy losing their minds, the real action is...
50 Years of Friendship Gone: Jill Biden Blasts Pelosi’s Betrayal
Well, folks, the Biden-Pelosi drama is spicier than a Netflix political thriller. Jill Biden, the once-dedicated First Lady and self-proclaimed champion of her husband’s presidency, is furious—and not just at...
WATCH! Joe’s MSNBC Trainwreck Interview: A Masterclass in Mumbles
Oh, folks, it happened again. Joe Biden, our Commander-in-Gaffe, graced MSNBC with his presence for what can only be described as a verbal demolition derby. If you missed it, don’t...
Scott Bessent Turns Bernie Sanders into Toast—and the Dems Get Torched Across the Board
Folks, the Senate Finance Committee hearings weren’t just political theater—they were a roast. And the Democrats? They were the ones getting grilled. Scott Bessent, Trump’s nominee for Treasury Secretary, led...